Minnor accident

As many of you may or may not know I`m slowly ( very ) turning my 205GTI
into a hill type climbing car ( lol ).. well today as i was wizzing over to
Halfords in Poole ( no idea why ), I was behind a large blue "Gas" van and
in front of that was a Volvo 440... I`m unsure of what was in front of that
but basicly heres my tale....

I was going alone the dual carrige way doing around 70 mph.. coming upto a
round about so I slowed the volvo and the blue van came from my right
hand side. So I pulled out behind them, drove around the round about doing
about 45Mph... then as we all turned off I saw the van that was in front of
me slow, so I slowed, and out from underneath appeared a huge F##k off
silencer...., I slowed as quick as i could knowing that there was a twat sat
right on my arse.. and i nudge the silencer at about 25/30Mph away from my
car into the kerb and then it bounced back into the lane behind me....

So i pulled over, the van pulled over, and the red volvo pulled over... i
hopped out.. ran around to the front of my car... looked at it and it was
fine..? I looked underneath fearing the worst and a big patch of oil... and
there was a nasty 2cm dent in my sump on the o/s... no leaks no rattles....

The guys van ( brand BRAND new ) had come off a little worse... as it had
bounced alone underneath it... and the guy in front of him with the volvo
didnt look to happy... but he just got back in a drove off....
I went to recover the silencer only to see someone else move it...

I mean what sort of prick drives around with a silencer so f##ked that it
would fall off under normal road use...?
I`m greatfull that no real damage was done.. or that it didn`t happen 45
seconds earlyer when i was on a dual carrige way !!

So if you see a car driving around Poole/Bournemouth with no rear silencer
then let me know....
But then again that could be half the cars there lol !!

What makes the whole thing spooky was that I had only just ordered my Grp N
speck exhaust about 45mins before hand...?

 

Wow, lucky escape.

J